Reviews
12,000 reviewers, 4.8 stars.
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By the numbers
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Would recommend
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What people say most
"Quieter than I expected."
The acoustic-tuned motor draws repeated comments — most reviewers note they could use it without anyone in the next room hearing.
"Beautiful, doesn't feel clinical."
Reviewers mention picking it up for the design first. The matte silicone, the curve, the magnetic charging base — everything feels considered.
"It worked when other things didn't."
The phrase that comes up most. People who'd written off this category as 'not for me' often discover Thelemsucker is the one that finally clicks.
"The packaging didn't embarrass me."
Plain corrugated, no logos. Specifically discreet. Multiple reviewers note this as the deciding factor over louder competitors.
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